The Players

The Players in this little drama are:

XGay Greg Haislip: 

XGayGreg. Look at those supple lips!

XGay Greg is Greg Haislip. A gay man from North Carolina. Greg was raised by a Pentecostal Preacher who taught Greg to speak in tongues. Greg learned to do other things with his tongue later!

Greg got married and fathered two boys. Then he decided he was gay and moved out of the trailer he shared with his wife, found a lover, and moved to sunny Florida. He and his lover lived together for eleven years. During that time Greg has talked about his sexual habits. He didn't work. He would troll the beach looking for toy-boys to pick up and have sex with.

One day he woke up and realized that he wasn't getting enough attention, and couldn't make any money being the best gay on the beach. He decided to proclaim his love for Jesus and spent his last pennies having shirts, jackets, and signs printed up with his newest message.

Fast forward a few years and we find Greg happening upon Dede. She was ripe for an XGay! They married a month later.

Now he and Dede have discovered the joys of pregnancy! She's been pregnant for a year and a half! Let's take a look at her, shall we?

XGay Bride Dede Haislip:

XgayzBride Dede

Dede is an interesting woman. She had a brain disorder when she was little, a fact that she talks about with no irony whatsoever. No doctor in the land could figure out little Dede's problem, but her brain would try to grow and her head was too small. (Wait, I see the irony now!) Dede was dumb as a brick, but could sing like a bird, or so her mama says. She took Dede to church after church, and one day God just smiled down at Dede and healed her.

Not really. Dede was still slow mentally, but apparently her brain wasn't growing anymore. (I'm tempted to listen to the show where she details these events, but it's really painful. Perhaps I'll just find a link to it and you can go check out the Greek tragedy for yourself.)

Dede found God and grew up into a beautiful, church going, God worshiping, bonafide Christian. She met boys who were Christians too. And she had sex with them! Praise Jeshuah.

Then Dede met her husband, the man God choose for her and she got married. Fortunately for Dede her husband doesn't hold too close to the bible, because he didn't stone her to death for not being a virgin on her wedding night, even though the bible really wanted him to do this.

Dede and husband had a son, and apparently he's a delightful little boy.

A few years later and Dede decided her husband was abusive. She left, and when she returned she called the police. Her husband was confused, he didn't remember beating her. They divorced. I'm not aware of all the particulars, but husband ended up with the son. Thankfully!

Dede moved on and eventually stumbled across Greg Haislip. His XGay shirt turned her on, and she just wanted to see his nipples underneath. But they didn't so much as hold hands or kiss before they got married. Greg wants you to also know how open minded they are. Because they got married in a BLACK church! See! They love everybody!

About six months later a miracle happened. You see, even though XGay Greg had a vasectomy twenty years ago, Dede was preggers! It's an awesome miracle, because she is STILL pregnant 18 months later!