You spelled "handjob" wrong.

Good news! XGayGreg and his wife, GreedyDede got some cold hard cash this weekend!

Now, I have no idea how or why they have a need for earthly remuneration, but apparently Jesus doesn't have an in at a local gas station.

Oh, and XGayGreg, you spelled handjob wrong. You also spelled man wrong. It's handjob money. A handshake doesn't involve your hand and someone else's penis, or their hand and your penis. Just the tip of the day!

The best news is they got to drive around Baltimore, contributing to the rest of the pollution in the city. I hope they had enough to clog their arteries with McDonald's. On the seventh day, God made a Big Mac.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me.

Respect. What is respect?

People want respect. Everyone thinks they deserve respect. And everyone thinks that YOU have to earn respect.

Let's talk about respecting religious beliefs. This from the Separation of Church and State:

No. I do not respect your religious beliefs.

I respect your right to have them.
I respect your right to express them.

I respect you as long as you respect me. 

I do not respect your "right" to tell me that I am an evil person.
I do not respect your "right" to tell me that I am going to hell.
I do not respect your "right to impose your beliefs on me.

I do not respect ignorance.
I do not respect brainwashing.
I do not respect cults.
I do not respect hatred, bigotry, misogyny, sexism, or tyranny.

I do not respect your religion, and I don't have to.

Dede Haislip: A blazing racist

This is actually sad, and not very funny.