You spelled "handjob" wrong.

Good news! XGayGreg and his wife, GreedyDede got some cold hard cash this weekend!

Now, I have no idea how or why they have a need for earthly remuneration, but apparently Jesus doesn't have an in at a local gas station.

Oh, and XGayGreg, you spelled handjob wrong. You also spelled man wrong. It's handjob money. A handshake doesn't involve your hand and someone else's penis, or their hand and your penis. Just the tip of the day!

The best news is they got to drive around Baltimore, contributing to the rest of the pollution in the city. I hope they had enough to clog their arteries with McDonald's. On the seventh day, God made a Big Mac.

Great Gay Explanation

We've all heard XGayGreg stumble and holler through one of their B.I.G. gay Church services. We've all heard Dede chortle in the background with that maniacal laugh, and often hollerd, "Hallelujah! Hallelujah!" [Although, I think she may spell it: Halleluya.] We've heard them "speak" in tongues, and speak for god.

We've heard them scream at us to, "OBEY, OBEY!" and to give them money... it always comes down to money doesn't it.

If they could string a coherent thought together as smooth and cohesive as this man, they wouldn't be sleeping in their car and bathing at McDonald's. (possibly)





 The rights of homosexual couples to marry isn't a debate exclusive to the United States. It's a global issue, and while ignorant politicians in Russia criminalize the sexuality of their citizens, other countries like Australia and New Zealand are pushing to open the doors for everyone. Regardless of their sexual preference.

And, like the man says, if you believe your bible tells you that homosexuality is wrong, there are a lot of things you should believe as well:

Child sacrifice
Genocide
Slavery
Rape

Perhaps next time we'll look into some of these atrocities a little deeper. But, if you reject the institution of slavery, you shouldn't have any problem looking away from homosexuality.

Cry For Help

The XGayGreg and Dede Haislip saga has been ongoing. These people thought that if they wanted to be pregnant enough that god would give them a baby. They thought that if they wanted twins enough that god would give them two babies. They thought that if they didn't want to work that they could say that god doesn't want them to work.

They thought they could run away from their problems, but the same problems they had in North Carolina have followed them to Baltimore.

XGayGreg and Dede Haislip have reached out to the XGay community, and pulled back empty hands and wallets.

They've reached out to the church community, and pulled back an empty collection plate. This isn't surprising, Greg has said more than once on his show that he wants to see churches that don't agree with his religious philosophy burn to the ground. Dede called the church a whore. (It didn't make sense to me either... she said she was speaking for God, and his words were, "Why did you make my church a whore?")

But now on XGayGreg's facebook is a disturbing statement: Lord you suffered and died for me the least that I can do is suffer and yes die to myself will so that some might be saved. [sic]

Greg often has problems putting his thoughts into spoken and written word. I speculate that he meant something like this: Lord, you suffered and died for me. The least that I can do is suffer, and even die myself, so that some might be saved. Please stick Pastor Pink, Dede's ukulele that she uses for comedy, in my ass - now wiggle it. (The last sentence was implied, just read between the lines!)

Several people have speculated that the Haislip saga that we've been watching for almost a year now would end in tragedy. Is this a sign that it really will?

Is there anything that we can do to stop it? Help the Haislips?

Dear XGay Greg and Dede,
 Please know that even though some who have followed your activities don't agree with your methods, sentiments, and words, no one wants to see you go out in a blaze of glory. No one wants to see either one of you dead for your beliefs. Please, reach out to someone, anyone, before you take a step from which you cannot return.
If you want to leave a comment on this blog, please do so. If you want me to erase the comment later, I can do that too. But, please let someone help you before one or both of you is beyond anyone's reach.

New and Improved Web Site!

Overcummer Ministries is AWESOME

The front page of their brand new website. Note the absence of XGayGreg! Note the absence of any of the other anti-gay icons that they used to shill.

I have a feeling that every single one of them demanded to be removed from anything associated with them, once they got the real story and found out who XGayGreg and Dede really are.

I think this is awesome, if awesome means blatantly racist and homophobic.

Wait... that's not what it means?

I must have accidentally used the same fucked up dictionary that Dede uses.

See friends, words mean things. This is not awesome, it is awful.

• Update on the pregnancy: Dede posted a cute little picture of Peep along with a chicken in what looks like a police lineup. It's hilarious and adorable. (There I go again, not using the right words... It's cute, but not really funny or adorable at all.)

Someone noted that the Peep looked pregnant, and asked how long a Peep pregnancy was.

They guessed about 17 or 18 months. Dede responded!!! NO! It's more like 22 months. Bwahhaaaa.

Folks, I think we've finally seen the end of Dede's miraculous phantom tumor/pregnancy. She hasn't said anything about the phantom baby in a very long time, and now she's openly making fun of her own supernatural baby claim. This is probably as close to the truth as this woman will ever get.

Also, let's just once again make a note that XGayGreg is nowhere to be found on Dede's brand new website. Looks like her gay peep has flown the coop.

Launching Dede!

Dede has now launched her new career! (I wonder if she ever read the book of Titus)

She is now pursuing a career in entertainment, cause she's so funny, and sings good, and stuff....

AMTC is Actors, Models, and Talent for Christ! Their website is www.amtc.com. Conveniently they also own the address www.amtcscam.com!

This is one of those agencies that let you audition, then let you pay up to $5000 for headshots and representation. Does it sound like a scam to you?

Dede will fit right in with these folks. The AV Club did a nice piece on them last year. Seems that the AMTC is just about as ethical as any other organization that feels the need to stick Christ into their slogan. A slogan that they started using only in 2010. 

I wonder what roles the baby will be auditioning for. It has to be speaking now, I wonder if we can hear it from outside the womb.

Dede is a White Bitch, and Greg hears the devil

Sometimes when people hear voices, actually auditorially HEAR VOICES we think that they are psychotic. It has been viewed as and treated as a mental illness.

Because normal people don't hear voices.

But, XGayGreg not only hears the voice of God speaking to him, he also has Satan speaking to him!



The preferred nomenclature here is: Batshit.

A picture's worth a thousand words, most of them are XGAY DIVORCE!

Screen-cap of Greg's twitter page. If a picture paints a thousand words, then what can we see here?

1. It tells me that Greg loves to fuck lambs. He used to be gay, and Jesus set him free to frollic fuck lambs, well the ones he can catch anyway! Those little things are prancing and bounding away as fast as they can.
2. It tells me that Greg has a LOT to say, but not many people are listening. Almost Ten Thousand tweets to 38 people? Wow. 
3. And we see that Greg has scrubbed GreeDede from his Twitter and his Facebook! That crazy bitch is nowhere to be found. His handle is still xgaygreg, but the XGay has been scrubbed as well!

You know what that means kids!!! It probably means that Greg is back putting the pink in the stink!!!

I bet God told him to. I bet that God just pounded that message into him. I bet that God thrust that message into Greg until he couldn't take it anymore on his leaky, stinky air mattress. Greg awoke breathless, still feeling the sting of God, as God's essence dripped out of Greg's most holey of holes. 

Sin of sexual slavery

I sometimes wonder if XGayGreg and Dede use a different dictionary from everyone else. Because they don't use words the way most of us use words.

The word of the day is Slavery. Greg says, "Anything outside the will of God is slavery, anything."

I don't agree. Do you?

What we have here is an excellent example of XGayGreg and Dede's complete incompetence. They took a phone call from a Friend of Reason, a FOR, and somehow disconnected themselves, while allowing the incomparable Erma Gerd to speak for abour 15 minutes. Near the end, you can hear the anger in XGayGreg's voice, even while he says how much he loves anyone. It was a beautiful night. I have a little tear threatening to spill onto my cheek just remembering.
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Evading Taxes, Liens, and the Law

Greg is a very bad boy. He has run up debts all over the place. And sometimes when you owe people money, they bring out the lead pipes and demand that you pay.

Well, the US government doesn't actually do that. But, they do want their money, and they can get it.

Right now XGay Greg, known as Gregory A Haislip to the legal system, owes thousands and thousands of dollars.

 Here's a judgement from Capital One

And here's one from the IRS.

This means, ladies and gentlemen, that when you donate money that you worked hard for, to XGayGreg and Dede Haislip, that money should be going straight to pay his debts. That means that when he buys that motor coach that XGayGreg is desperate for, that it can be seized by the government to pay for this man's debts.

When XGayGreg says that he doesn't work because the Lord is calling him to more important work, that's simply not true. XGayGreg doesn't work because if he had a real job then he would have to pay back the money he owes all over the country.