Good news! XGayGreg and his wife, GreedyDede got some cold hard cash this weekend!
Now, I have no idea how or why they have a need for earthly remuneration, but apparently Jesus doesn't have an in at a local gas station.
Oh, and XGayGreg, you spelled handjob wrong. You also spelled man wrong. It's handjob money. A handshake doesn't involve your hand and someone else's penis, or their hand and your penis. Just the tip of the day!
The best news is they got to drive around Baltimore, contributing to the rest of the pollution in the city. I hope they had enough to clog their arteries with McDonald's. On the seventh day, God made a Big Mac.
Showing posts with label Fake Pregnancy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fake Pregnancy. Show all posts
Sunday, September 16, 2666
You spelled "handjob" wrong.
Labels:
Blazing Racist,
but XGayGreg set me free,
Dede Haislip,
Don't fool around with all that mess,
Fake Evangelists,
Fake Pregnancy,
Greg Haislip Con Artist,
Homeless beggars,
I used to be gay but Jesus set me free,
I used to be Jesus,
OBEY OBEY,
Overcomer Ministries,
XGayGreg
Thursday, September 13, 2666
Monday, September 10, 2666
Great Gay Explanation
We've all heard XGayGreg stumble and holler through one of their B.I.G. gay Church services. We've all heard Dede chortle in the background with that maniacal laugh, and often hollerd, "Hallelujah! Hallelujah!" [Although, I think she may spell it: Halleluya.] We've heard them "speak" in tongues, and speak for god.
We've heard them scream at us to, "OBEY, OBEY!" and to give them money... it always comes down to money doesn't it.
If they could string a coherent thought together as smooth and cohesive as this man, they wouldn't be sleeping in their car and bathing at McDonald's. (possibly)
The rights of homosexual couples to marry isn't a debate exclusive to the United States. It's a global issue, and while ignorant politicians in Russia criminalize the sexuality of their citizens, other countries like Australia and New Zealand are pushing to open the doors for everyone. Regardless of their sexual preference.
And, like the man says, if you believe your bible tells you that homosexuality is wrong, there are a lot of things you should believe as well:
Child sacrifice
Genocide
Slavery
Rape
Perhaps next time we'll look into some of these atrocities a little deeper. But, if you reject the institution of slavery, you shouldn't have any problem looking away from homosexuality.
We've heard them scream at us to, "OBEY, OBEY!" and to give them money... it always comes down to money doesn't it.
If they could string a coherent thought together as smooth and cohesive as this man, they wouldn't be sleeping in their car and bathing at McDonald's. (possibly)
The rights of homosexual couples to marry isn't a debate exclusive to the United States. It's a global issue, and while ignorant politicians in Russia criminalize the sexuality of their citizens, other countries like Australia and New Zealand are pushing to open the doors for everyone. Regardless of their sexual preference.
And, like the man says, if you believe your bible tells you that homosexuality is wrong, there are a lot of things you should believe as well:
Child sacrifice
Genocide
Slavery
Rape
Perhaps next time we'll look into some of these atrocities a little deeper. But, if you reject the institution of slavery, you shouldn't have any problem looking away from homosexuality.
Thursday, September 6, 2666
New and Improved Web Site!
Overcummer Ministries is AWESOME
The front page of their brand new website. Note the absence of XGayGreg! Note the absence of any of the other anti-gay icons that they used to shill.
I have a feeling that every single one of them demanded to be removed from anything associated with them, once they got the real story and found out who XGayGreg and Dede really are.
I think this is awesome, if awesome means blatantly racist and homophobic.
Wait... that's not what it means?
I must have accidentally used the same fucked up dictionary that Dede uses.
See friends, words mean things. This is not awesome, it is awful.
Someone noted that the Peep looked pregnant, and asked how long a Peep pregnancy was.
They guessed about 17 or 18 months. Dede responded!!! NO! It's more like 22 months. Bwahhaaaa.
Folks, I think we've finally seen the end of Dede's miraculous phantom tumor/pregnancy. She hasn't said anything about the phantom baby in a very long time, and now she's openly making fun of her own supernatural baby claim. This is probably as close to the truth as this woman will ever get.
Also, let's just once again make a note that XGayGreg is nowhere to be found on Dede's brand new website. Looks like her gay peep has flown the coop.
The front page of their brand new website. Note the absence of XGayGreg! Note the absence of any of the other anti-gay icons that they used to shill.
I have a feeling that every single one of them demanded to be removed from anything associated with them, once they got the real story and found out who XGayGreg and Dede really are.
I think this is awesome, if awesome means blatantly racist and homophobic.
Wait... that's not what it means?
I must have accidentally used the same fucked up dictionary that Dede uses.
See friends, words mean things. This is not awesome, it is awful.
- Update on the pregnancy: Dede posted a cute little picture of Peep along with a chicken in what looks like a police lineup. It's hilarious and adorable. (There I go again, not using the right words... It's cute, but not really funny or adorable at all.)
Someone noted that the Peep looked pregnant, and asked how long a Peep pregnancy was.
They guessed about 17 or 18 months. Dede responded!!! NO! It's more like 22 months. Bwahhaaaa.
Folks, I think we've finally seen the end of Dede's miraculous phantom tumor/pregnancy. She hasn't said anything about the phantom baby in a very long time, and now she's openly making fun of her own supernatural baby claim. This is probably as close to the truth as this woman will ever get.
Also, let's just once again make a note that XGayGreg is nowhere to be found on Dede's brand new website. Looks like her gay peep has flown the coop.
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