A picture's worth a thousand words, most of them are XGAY DIVORCE!

Screen-cap of Greg's twitter page. If a picture paints a thousand words, then what can we see here?

1. It tells me that Greg loves to fuck lambs. He used to be gay, and Jesus set him free to frollic fuck lambs, well the ones he can catch anyway! Those little things are prancing and bounding away as fast as they can.
2. It tells me that Greg has a LOT to say, but not many people are listening. Almost Ten Thousand tweets to 38 people? Wow. 
3. And we see that Greg has scrubbed GreeDede from his Twitter and his Facebook! That crazy bitch is nowhere to be found. His handle is still xgaygreg, but the XGay has been scrubbed as well!

You know what that means kids!!! It probably means that Greg is back putting the pink in the stink!!!

I bet God told him to. I bet that God just pounded that message into him. I bet that God thrust that message into Greg until he couldn't take it anymore on his leaky, stinky air mattress. Greg awoke breathless, still feeling the sting of God, as God's essence dripped out of Greg's most holey of holes.