Monday, September 10, 2666

Great Gay Explanation

We've all heard XGayGreg stumble and holler through one of their B.I.G. gay Church services. We've all heard Dede chortle in the background with that maniacal laugh, and often hollerd, "Hallelujah! Hallelujah!" [Although, I think she may spell it: Halleluya.] We've heard them "speak" in tongues, and speak for god.

We've heard them scream at us to, "OBEY, OBEY!" and to give them money... it always comes down to money doesn't it.

If they could string a coherent thought together as smooth and cohesive as this man, they wouldn't be sleeping in their car and bathing at McDonald's. (possibly)





 The rights of homosexual couples to marry isn't a debate exclusive to the United States. It's a global issue, and while ignorant politicians in Russia criminalize the sexuality of their citizens, other countries like Australia and New Zealand are pushing to open the doors for everyone. Regardless of their sexual preference.

And, like the man says, if you believe your bible tells you that homosexuality is wrong, there are a lot of things you should believe as well:

Child sacrifice
Genocide
Slavery
Rape

Perhaps next time we'll look into some of these atrocities a little deeper. But, if you reject the institution of slavery, you shouldn't have any problem looking away from homosexuality.

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