Why XGayGreg and GreedieDede can't get jobs. This may break your heart.

No one, and I mean NO ONE, can rant and rave like a maniacal lunatic like XGayGreg. The best part? There's a chance that he may actually believe the shit he spouts.

Let's take a look at a recent post. I'm going to break it down, paragraph by paragraph, then post a screen shot of the whole thing at the bottom. This is going to be fun. 

"For all of those who claim the scripture concerning us; "If you don't work, you don't eat" 

• Punctuation is hard, isn't it. And this isn't a complete sentence. Maybe This is for all of those who claim that this scripture concerns us, "If you don't work, you don't eat." 

How many bosses do you know that would keep us when they get an email from one or many of our haters? Um, XGayGreg, plenty of people who are religious, or have militant religious views have jobs.

• It's not impossible. There are even organizations that you could legitimately work for that wouldn't have a problem with you threatening to burn down churches, and threatening people with fiery damnation every night on your radio show. I bet Pat Robertson would let you sweep his floors. 

Even if we had a business of our own, they would attack our clients.

• XGayGreg, there are plenty of business that you could run that where you could find clients who don't mind your confrontative attitude. 

You see, we have paid a dear price to obey God by telling my testimony. 

• We've seen the tax liens, clearly you haven't paid anything. 

It has cost us everything! 

• Everything? Really? How about a little more detail if you really want people to feel sorry for you.

I am so thankful for the many ex gays who share their testimony, but God has asked us to step away from everything so that we could share it without fear of losing our jobs. 

• Jobs? What jobs? Did you have a job and get fired? When did you have a job XGayGreg? When? This sentence really doesn't make any sense, and it pisses me off. God wants you to step away? Not minister? Not walk around a nice park screaming your head off: JESUS, JESUS IS KING, JESUS IS MY LORD, REPENT OR DIE!!! 

What God has asked us to do is a full time job all by itself. 

• But, I thought he just asked you to step back... in the very last sentence you said you were stepping back. Can't XGayGreg even keep his story straight from one paragraph to the next?

If XGayGreg spent a fraction of the time he puts into making excuses for not having a job, he would have a decent job. He works so hard at being lazy. They didn't step back because god told them to... they stopped the radio show because they couldn't afford it anymore. They couldn't afford it anymore because XGayGreg does NOT have the charisma required for scam preachers to successfully woo people out of their hard-earned money.

We are extremely thankful to our host family here in Baltimore for not kicking us out. Yes, we are still in Baltimore at the same families home. 

• The same family's home. Come on XGayGreg, doesn't god like proper grammar?

Here we are obeying God and left with nothing, but it isn't God's fault! God has NEVER failed us and even though it may look hopeless, we DO NOT serve a hopeless God!! my God shall supply ALL of my needs according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus.

• This bit just serves to prove that these people have no idea how words work. Their thought process is just so warped that it's hard to comprehend this level of ignorance. Did God provide their motor coach? NO. Did God keep their radio show on the air? NO. Did God give them deodorant when they couldn't afford it? (This was a hilarious bit from back in the radio days.) NO.

The devil has tried to convince me so many times that I must have done something wrong or we wouldn't be broke, but folks I'm not guying his garbage. This is an endurance race NOT a fluffy everything will be roses because I serve Jesus thing.

• Really? The devil has tried to convince you? How. What did the devil say? 
• Here's some information: You are broke because you enjoy making up excuses instead of getting off your ass. You are broke because you choose not to hold down a job. You are broke because you are afraid of all of those liens for back taxes.

• You've done some witnessing? But, a couple of paragraphs ago God told you not to. Which is it XGayGreg? 
• No, no one is interested in yours and Dede's manicial, hate-filled rantings. People don't like it when you're a pompus asshole. And you are.
• This just pisses me off. homosexuality is not having sex with animals. You are a fucking asshole for even suggesting that. Laws that protect adult who want to have sex with children? You fucking asshole moron. Children are in more sexual danger in the church than anywhere. A pastor in Utah was just sentence to time served. His crime? He was trying to fuck the gay out of children in his youth group. Too bad you haven't taken a stand on this issue asshole. 
• You are only willing to sacrifice because you just don't have the gumption to hold down a job. Being a victim is so much easier for you.
• I'm so sowry that it's just XGayGreg, Dede and Jesus. How difficult for you. Cry me a river.

• This is why it's so difficult to have a rational conversation with these people. They mean this literally. Literally. Not figuratively. 

If you have nothing good to say then say nothing. Well, that's apparently why they aren't on the radio show anymore. They have nothing to say.... XGayGreg and his GreedieDede wife need to finally, completely, forever, shut the fuck up.

and get a damn job.