You spelled "handjob" wrong.

Good news! XGayGreg and his wife, GreedyDede got some cold hard cash this weekend!

Now, I have no idea how or why they have a need for earthly remuneration, but apparently Jesus doesn't have an in at a local gas station.

Oh, and XGayGreg, you spelled handjob wrong. You also spelled man wrong. It's handjob money. A handshake doesn't involve your hand and someone else's penis, or their hand and your penis. Just the tip of the day!

The best news is they got to drive around Baltimore, contributing to the rest of the pollution in the city. I hope they had enough to clog their arteries with McDonald's. On the seventh day, God made a Big Mac.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me.

Respect. What is respect?

People want respect. Everyone thinks they deserve respect. And everyone thinks that YOU have to earn respect.

Let's talk about respecting religious beliefs. This from the Separation of Church and State:

No. I do not respect your religious beliefs.

I respect your right to have them.
I respect your right to express them.

I respect you as long as you respect me. 

I do not respect your "right" to tell me that I am an evil person.
I do not respect your "right" to tell me that I am going to hell.
I do not respect your "right to impose your beliefs on me.

I do not respect ignorance.
I do not respect brainwashing.
I do not respect cults.
I do not respect hatred, bigotry, misogyny, sexism, or tyranny.

I do not respect your religion, and I don't have to.

Great Gay Explanation

We've all heard XGayGreg stumble and holler through one of their B.I.G. gay Church services. We've all heard Dede chortle in the background with that maniacal laugh, and often hollerd, "Hallelujah! Hallelujah!" [Although, I think she may spell it: Halleluya.] We've heard them "speak" in tongues, and speak for god.

We've heard them scream at us to, "OBEY, OBEY!" and to give them money... it always comes down to money doesn't it.

If they could string a coherent thought together as smooth and cohesive as this man, they wouldn't be sleeping in their car and bathing at McDonald's. (possibly)





 The rights of homosexual couples to marry isn't a debate exclusive to the United States. It's a global issue, and while ignorant politicians in Russia criminalize the sexuality of their citizens, other countries like Australia and New Zealand are pushing to open the doors for everyone. Regardless of their sexual preference.

And, like the man says, if you believe your bible tells you that homosexuality is wrong, there are a lot of things you should believe as well:

Child sacrifice
Genocide
Slavery
Rape

Perhaps next time we'll look into some of these atrocities a little deeper. But, if you reject the institution of slavery, you shouldn't have any problem looking away from homosexuality.

Dede is a White Bitch, and Greg hears the devil

Sometimes when people hear voices, actually auditorially HEAR VOICES we think that they are psychotic. It has been viewed as and treated as a mental illness.

Because normal people don't hear voices.

But, XGayGreg not only hears the voice of God speaking to him, he also has Satan speaking to him!



The preferred nomenclature here is: Batshit.

Sin of sexual slavery

I sometimes wonder if XGayGreg and Dede use a different dictionary from everyone else. Because they don't use words the way most of us use words.

The word of the day is Slavery. Greg says, "Anything outside the will of God is slavery, anything."

I don't agree. Do you?