Launching Dede!

Dede has now launched her new career! (I wonder if she ever read the book of Titus)

She is now pursuing a career in entertainment, cause she's so funny, and sings good, and stuff....

AMTC is Actors, Models, and Talent for Christ! Their website is www.amtc.com. Conveniently they also own the address www.amtcscam.com!

This is one of those agencies that let you audition, then let you pay up to $5000 for headshots and representation. Does it sound like a scam to you?

Dede will fit right in with these folks. The AV Club did a nice piece on them last year. Seems that the AMTC is just about as ethical as any other organization that feels the need to stick Christ into their slogan. A slogan that they started using only in 2010. 

I wonder what roles the baby will be auditioning for. It has to be speaking now, I wonder if we can hear it from outside the womb.

Dede is a White Bitch, and Greg hears the devil

Sometimes when people hear voices, actually auditorially HEAR VOICES we think that they are psychotic. It has been viewed as and treated as a mental illness.

Because normal people don't hear voices.

But, XGayGreg not only hears the voice of God speaking to him, he also has Satan speaking to him!



The preferred nomenclature here is: Batshit.

A picture's worth a thousand words, most of them are XGAY DIVORCE!

Screen-cap of Greg's twitter page. If a picture paints a thousand words, then what can we see here?

1. It tells me that Greg loves to fuck lambs. He used to be gay, and Jesus set him free to frollic fuck lambs, well the ones he can catch anyway! Those little things are prancing and bounding away as fast as they can.
2. It tells me that Greg has a LOT to say, but not many people are listening. Almost Ten Thousand tweets to 38 people? Wow. 
3. And we see that Greg has scrubbed GreeDede from his Twitter and his Facebook! That crazy bitch is nowhere to be found. His handle is still xgaygreg, but the XGay has been scrubbed as well!

You know what that means kids!!! It probably means that Greg is back putting the pink in the stink!!!

I bet God told him to. I bet that God just pounded that message into him. I bet that God thrust that message into Greg until he couldn't take it anymore on his leaky, stinky air mattress. Greg awoke breathless, still feeling the sting of God, as God's essence dripped out of Greg's most holey of holes. 

Sin of sexual slavery

I sometimes wonder if XGayGreg and Dede use a different dictionary from everyone else. Because they don't use words the way most of us use words.

The word of the day is Slavery. Greg says, "Anything outside the will of God is slavery, anything."

I don't agree. Do you?

What we have here is an excellent example of XGayGreg and Dede's complete incompetence. They took a phone call from a Friend of Reason, a FOR, and somehow disconnected themselves, while allowing the incomparable Erma Gerd to speak for abour 15 minutes. Near the end, you can hear the anger in XGayGreg's voice, even while he says how much he loves anyone. It was a beautiful night. I have a little tear threatening to spill onto my cheek just remembering.
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Evading Taxes, Liens, and the Law

Greg is a very bad boy. He has run up debts all over the place. And sometimes when you owe people money, they bring out the lead pipes and demand that you pay.

Well, the US government doesn't actually do that. But, they do want their money, and they can get it.

Right now XGay Greg, known as Gregory A Haislip to the legal system, owes thousands and thousands of dollars.

 Here's a judgement from Capital One

And here's one from the IRS.

This means, ladies and gentlemen, that when you donate money that you worked hard for, to XGayGreg and Dede Haislip, that money should be going straight to pay his debts. That means that when he buys that motor coach that XGayGreg is desperate for, that it can be seized by the government to pay for this man's debts.

When XGayGreg says that he doesn't work because the Lord is calling him to more important work, that's simply not true. XGayGreg doesn't work because if he had a real job then he would have to pay back the money he owes all over the country.

Dede is BACK!

http://twofunnywomen.blogspot.com/

Dede's brand new incarnation. She's now DeAnn Alaine, and Greg is suspiciously absent from any of her mentionings.

She is the First Lady of Comedy... um, sure.

And now is an entertainer and performer.............. for the lord, of course.

And, it looks like she has dropped the whole pregnancy shtick, along with the gay husband, when she picked up her new moniker.